







Okay, so there was one cheesy prop at Bob's. One. These next pictures are from Lemos Farm, aka the insincere pumpkin patch. 




Yes, friends, the time has come to take the kiddies to the pumpkin patch! For those of you who know what I mean when I say, "the most sincere pumpkin patch"--and it should be all of you, for who doesn't appreciate It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown?--you can imagine my disappointment with the majority of modern patches, with all of their kitschy pony rides, petting zoo's, train rides, and the worst offenders: the giant inflatable slides. Gag. Some friends and I took our kids to one of these. It was crowded and tourist-y, the treatment of the ponies was questionable, the petting zoo was disgusting (although I consider that whole concept gross), the bouncy house didn't go with the whole pumpkin theme, and while the train ride was entertaining and London didn't cry, it did involve a long line. The pumpkins themselves were there mainly for decoration rather than as an attraction in their own right. Eager parents were snapping pictures everywhere, which is understandable--I do the same thing--yet annoying when you can't get a picture of your kid without someone else's kid/stroller/elbow/rear end in the frame.











